i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

ate

to serve pussy/cunt effortlessly

-Did you see what Karen wore today?

-Yeah, she totally ate it up!

by puss puss puss November 12, 2022

Maho ate it

This is a common response to questions where one inquires why is something not yet present or have arrived. Mostly used for electronic stuff (updates to games, patch notes, responses, etc.)

Q: Where is the Devblog?

A: Maho ate it
R: Damn, I really hoped for a tier 8 plane devblog for today

by JohnWick9 May 15, 2024

Ate

A word you use when you ate.

Nicki Minaj: SUPER FREAKY GIRL IS OUT NOW!

Me: YESS QUEEN THE SONG ATE THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS!

by Dommiepommie September 19, 2022

i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).

The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"

by ShadowKilla5 and 7xx7 April 28, 2024

`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`

`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`

`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025