Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.

Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.

by h03sontherange November 20, 2022

Chunk Bag

A person who volunteers their help, but may or may not show up despite their commitment.

Rico: Hey , where's Tucker?
Bazooger: -Not sure, but that Chunk Bag better show up or his ass is grass

by GM2010 May 05, 2017

thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.

"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

by Boy Butter September 22, 2018

chunk and fuzz

The act of shitting while simultaneously shaving ones pubic hair

On god this bitch just chunk and fuzzed my toilet

by Cmhack September 08, 2019

Neck Chunked

To have a chunk bitten out of your neck by an elderly lady.

Connor: OH SHIT!
Paulo: Grandma just neck chunked that bitch.

by Cheddar Burrito April 18, 2010

Dunk and Chunk

A "Dunk and Chunk" is when he puts his dick into your asshole, gapes it, then dips his balls in your shitty rectum. He then rams it down your throat and makes you suck your own shit off his balls

Man you totally Dunk and Chunked Cindy last night

by Slyce1231 February 26, 2016

lung chunk

A phrase used to describe anything that is crusty or makes phlegm noises.

Chunk your chair over here, you big lung cookie.

by Sara Marie Wolfgram April 28, 2003