Canadian Flagpole

The act of taking a hockey stick and thrusting it up another individual's anus.

"listen Jared, if you don't shut up i'm going to turn you into a Canadian Flagpole."

by GLHM November 29, 2011

The Canadian Fish

"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination

"Did you see John? "
"Last I saw him he was doing The Canadian Fish to get to Marks house."

by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023

Canadian Classics

The best fucking brand of cigarettes you will ever smoke. When you're 15 beers deep at the bar and you got an absolute 3 clinging onto ya, lighting up a few of these darts will calm you down and help you keep pouring your hard-earned money right back into the bar.

You're a beauty.

Customer: Hey pal, can I just get a pack of Canadian Classics there?

Cashier: Yeah, kingsize?

Customer: Fuck, is that even a question?

by Bobby Beauty April 20, 2020

Canadian Napalm

When you microwave Maple Syrup and get 7th degree burns when you spill it on yourself.

Ahhhh! I Canadian Napalmed myself microwaving the pancake syrup.

by muffkin July 15, 2013

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Snitch Canadian

Snitch Canadian does not have anything wit Canada to do. If you're a Snitch Canadian it means that you're a snitch that doesn't come from where you live at the moment. or in other words, it's a snitch that does not live where he was born.
So if am from America and i go to another country and snitch on people, I am a Snitch Canadian.

(A guy that comes from Australia but lives in the United States that's about to snitch)
An epic guy: Ey bro if you snitch right now you're a Snitch Canadian because you're from Australia but live in America.

by BirkiYeetRice October 16, 2019

Canadian drive-by

Getting really drunk and throwing snowballs from a car at pedestrians, because guns are dangerous and illegal.

I was hammered last night, so I pulled a Canadian drive-by on some plug in a Habs jersey. Got kicked out of the cab, threw up and pissed myself, but I think I came out on top.

by CanadianHoser November 2, 2011