totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. February 23, 2016

Hoe tote

A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.

Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.

by Drippydick October 09, 2022

Tote-a-rounds

A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.

That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )

by Decatur359 March 11, 2016

Totes Diabol

Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.

Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical

To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.

That man's mustache is just totes diabol.

This night out has good from good to totes diabol

by Glittery Beast April 07, 2012

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 14, 2022

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 02, 2020

Totes Bellig

When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.

Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.

by TotesBellig March 17, 2011