Blog Years

To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.

Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years

by SherktheJerk June 11, 2011

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New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)

After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.

by Decent_Work December 25, 2013

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snooze-years

When you don't have plans for New Year's Eve and you spend it sad and alone.

What did you do for New Year's? Snooze-years...

by your-tits December 31, 2013

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gotebeski years

The decade starting January 1, 2000 and ending December 31, 2009

Q104 plays the best music of the 80s, 90s, and the Gotebeski years.

The Gotebeski years were a great time in my life, I graduated high school (Go Rough Riders), graduated from Notre Dame, and got my first job.

by Dobskies December 10, 2013

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New Years Day

The day marking the beginning of a new year in which many people get drunk and party. They also believe this day to be a new beginning to become a new person. This day also marks the beginning of the yearly struggle where you write the wrong year when you date your papers. New Years Day is January 1 oof each year.

It's New Years Day! I plan to lose weight this year, that is, after I party with my friends tonight. Or maybe I'll start the next day...I'll start next week. A good New Years Revolution, right?

by LlovelyLlama June 9, 2015

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