Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011

write block

A Write block is where you cant write, or cant think of any ideas. (i think.)

Student: Im sorry, i apologize, i had write block.

Teacher: That's really no excuse, you had 2 weeks too write the essay over computer or on paper.

by Kwoffee January 30, 2017

Write bars

When you’re a pioneer of lyrics (lyrical miracle) thus being far too qualified to spit the bars you write the bars for the rappers to spit

Everyone knows that AJ doesnt spIt bars, he only tends to write bars

by Pricey February 7, 2018

waiteress

Name you call your waiter/waitress when not knowing who is attending you.

James, how long you think it will take for our waiteress to serve us?

by Chuchy May 1, 2019

Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

by Not_TJ October 19, 2019

WhiteRex

A Person who is a pain in the ass, who pisses you off, but can be helpful sometimes

Man, don't be such a whiterex

by Bedrel February 16, 2022

write now

When someone spells "right now" wrong; my highschool teacher always said this

Friend: Wanna hang Out this afternoon?
Me: Nah sorry bro I don't have time write now.
Me: right now*

Teacher: Don't leave the paper blank, better write now!

Teacher: Start to write now and do the rest at home.

by not-a-bot69 October 7, 2022