Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 04, 2021

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast April 22, 2011

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

G-Woodie

A tough kid who has bars and can fight.

Yo dont mess with g-woodie he dangerous

by 14A🅱️ March 28, 2019

Giant Woody

Owo

That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle

by The Amazing Flabble Smark Man March 26, 2023

woody charm show

having sex

I took that drop'em blossom back t o my place for the woody charm show

by dog nipple September 26, 2016

woody thorne

A Gay Man who likes little kids

OMG I see a Woody Thorne in the playground

by Big D Rem Dog October 07, 2018