I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 07, 2024

educated wish

Deadpool&Wolverine reference.

Means a lie. A fib.

To tell a falsehood.

“You lied to me!”
“No I made an educated wish”

by Jennalandcreations July 30, 2024

educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.

"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol

by Iwasnuetered July 28, 2024

Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.

Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!

by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 16, 2022

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?

I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools

by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024

Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish

random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner

by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021