Creepy Winker

As the man is about to cum he pulls out and jerks off in your face making sure to blow most of the load in one of your eyes. He then forces you to keep it there and go about your day as if there’s nothing wrong.

I gave her the creepy winker and she had to talk to her boss. She had one when shut like pop eye.

by \m/aze December 28, 2020

Tilly Wink

Silly Way to day diddly darnit.

Oh tilly wink u killed me

by NotToxic233 August 27, 2023

Twinkie Winkie

When you want to express your love but "I love you" is not enough.

Twinkie winkie my sweetie.
You're cutie twinkie winkie.

by strawberry bonbon October 9, 2023

The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim

After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.

by BigSugah October 29, 2008

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023