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what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
by RicardoP89 January 28, 2007
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What do you care about the people for

Take care of yourself and take care of your family. What do the rest of the people mean to you they don’t mean anything to you. They’re just serfs, they’re just people.

Take care of your own life.
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cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said
"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"
by ferrkk October 12, 2011
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To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
by goldman420 February 21, 2021
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whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?

Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.

Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.
Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."

Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"
by tatown July 1, 2009
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the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.
I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010
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Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
by Cian The Jones June 18, 2022
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