Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.

She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.

by Thereallildaddy April 2, 2018

Walmart Boy

YODELING GOD.
Enough said, he is a sensation.

Dude have you seen the Walmart Boy? They have so many remixes it’s dope.

by AzFireHead May 21, 2018

Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé

Do the Walmart boy

by Wolfgrrr May 24, 2018

walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral

He yodels like the Walmart kid

by Money mo May 25, 2018

Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.

Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun

by boaz274 December 18, 2017