Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 28, 2009

Toss The Weasel

To smoke weed with a group. Pass the pipe, burn one down, puff puff pass.

lets toss the weasel before we go frisbee golfing

by petaridactyl June 14, 2011

Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017

yeet weasel

Slang term for a penis.

Why does that egirl keep likin' my memes...she must wanna ride the yeet weasel.

by Seven53 September 26, 2019

The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

weasel in trousers

surprisingly charismatic butch-type lesbian who likes to make sexual advances on young doe-eyed mostly hetero girls

She's such a weasel in trousers she turns straight girls gay.

by AuntF November 4, 2010

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018