ur mom 

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

ur mom by emi has noodles March 12, 2021

ur mom 

im fucking her lol

me: i fucked ur mom
you: my mom is dead

ur mom by onelobby March 28, 2021

Ur mom 

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

Ur mom by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

Ur mom 

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

Ur mom by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur Mom 

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

Ur Mom by Birby<3 May 16, 2021

Ur Mom 

BIG FAT LOLOLOLOLOL INFINITE WEIGHT

I fucked UR MOM LOLOLOLOLOL

Ur Mom by CrobinFist EAT ASS YUMMY PENIS May 17, 2021

Ur mom 

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

Ur mom by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021