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European Union

1. Became known by its current style in 1993, when Maastricht was signed and the keys to the UK and frankly everywhere else in Europe were handed over to new management in Brussels.

What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.

2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.

Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.

Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!
"a scary vision of the future : Malta, Finland, Lithuania, Ireland, Belgium and Cyprus all with the same currency, Parliament and law to uphold - oh shit, thats NOW!"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
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rugby union

the shite version of rugby played by posh upper-class southerners who are scared so they boot the ball upfield when they recieve it so they dont get hurt, it is proper boring 2 watch + contains alot of stupid rules eg. a lineout,ruck.
northerner: fancy a game of rugby?

southerner: i hope you dont mean league? im scared of playing that! can we play rugby union instead?

northerner: "fuck off ya faggot! are you a man or mouse?"
by toughestgameofall July 23, 2007
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European Union

Europe's attempt to become the new United States.
by Brutus II September 26, 2008
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rugby union

A game now loved by millions of fans who saw no interest in the tedious game until England won the Rugby World Cup.

Also see GloryHunter fans....
by Hetherington Out December 10, 2003
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the worst fucking place to work ever.

if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!


"would you like fries or salad with that?"

"can i sub fruit?"

"no"

::blink::blink::

"we dont do substitutions on brunch"

::blink::blink::

....


"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"

"sure for 5 dollars"

..............

(french table)
= no tip.

(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
by nikki gregs October 9, 2008
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European Union

A large governmental body whose only purpose is to undermine its member countries and their identities by means of extreme amounts of refugees who hate gay people and women. It also serves to silence anyone who disagrees with its existence.
The European Union says that no-one should be able to fly a European country's flag.
by AtlanticComputer September 4, 2020
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The days union

The days union is a community that used to be a myth group, they left the myth community because of the Kazdam drama. The old operatives have died in war and have been replaced by rytsars which are active to this day.
-Hey have you seen the sus thing some of the days union members said?

-Yeah, especially radiant_day (deceased operative)
by HELLOHIIHELLOHAHAHA February 3, 2022
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