by Heeter-Pop April 4, 2009
Get the Turkish Boyfriend mug.Turkish Getup - lay on your back, pick up a heavy weight (or your girlfriend) with one arm, stand up, then lay back down. Repeat with the other arm.
by SteveLoneWolf November 24, 2007
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after having sex, it's the act of taking the the used condom and sticking it on the head of the girl, thus wearing it like a hat!
I was banging this bird and after i was done i gave her a turkish bobble-hat, she looked ridiculous!
by the turkish bobbler August 2, 2011
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For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 5, 2009
Get the Turkish Mudflaps mug.We were alone in the countryside for 2 months and he wanted to do turkish sex with me but i said no!
by h0e July 10, 2004
Get the turkish sex mug.whilst crammin' your quiver bone in a young dame's asspipe, you take a piss, pull out, and catch the piss in a glass as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid ass that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.
greg- "dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i'm thirsty as shit bro!"
kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"
stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?
kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."
kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"
stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?
kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."
by PARTY! January 12, 2009
Get the turkish lemonade mug.A sex position where the person receiving is on top, lifted in the air by the penetrator's backbend and spun around while on the shaft.
Hey man, I just did the turkish twist with that girl from the bar. I got her to spin so fast. I was lucky she was so little so I could keep her in the air.
by Saint Cincos Church March 2, 2011
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