penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
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Totes Cleats

Ben made us these hats, and they're Totes Cleats!
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Tote wheat

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Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 15, 2010
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Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.
Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."
by Fox dad October 23, 2020
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Totee

A totee is something that is very stinky! :D
That is a stinky totee!
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Totes Molotes

Totes Molotes is to agree with someone. Verbally agreeing
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger

Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
by CATKID June 03, 2022
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