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Thomas

A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
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Thomas

the coolest and hottest of 3 brothers, definitely the middle child. has a great dick and even greater personality. 10/10 wild husband material. will visit alaska with you
by cxmic August 3, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas is a good guy he works hard and never gives up he might get in trouble sometimes but most of the time is worth it because it's for the correct reasons he will have many friends that he will never give up on many people might call him weird loud too tall too short annoying and all those other names but the reasons why Thomas does those things its because he wants to make people laugh but sometimes he just goes too far he is a good guy and will remain a good guy thank you for your time
Thomas is the best guy I have ever met
Thomas never gives up
by thebest defenitions February 1, 2020
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Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.
Thomas has an amazing cock
by Nimabima June 3, 2019
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Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
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Thomas

White teanager best friends with kids named chase and Denny. And base a huge dick about 7 inches. And doesn't lie to chase or Denny.
Thomas has a huge dick and is a good friend.
by Thomas theman March 18, 2017
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thomas

by meme lord boi November 22, 2018
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