Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.
Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target
by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024
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Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023
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target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.
Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!
by poopassnigger February 19, 2021
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Target <3

Target <3 is the secret name that you can use when you want to talk about your crush to your friends, target of your affection
Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw today!
Person 2: Who?!
Person 1: My Target <3!
Person 2: Ahh! They are so cute!
by Hey Hallie February 16, 2021
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Walking target

Someone that has yet to be caught but is asking to be taken off. As they come across as having a death wish.

Which normally many of the things a walking target would say would get them killed or end up in the hospital, if they make it.
So they're just waiting to be taken down, because many of the things a walking target says will have them be wiped off the earth one day.

As having them around serves no good purpose, not for society, not for anyone, except if they want to torture a society of people.

As having them around makes people want to hurt them.

Because they don't stop spewing things that would get them beat up gravely.

Like an arrow is to a target, so is a society to a walking target.
This guy is cursing at everyone and laughing at everyone's pain, he's so sadistic is disgusting. Does he have a death wish?

Yeah he's a walking target, he's gonna get too cocky one day and that'll be the end of his behavior, or 'normal' life.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
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