a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"
b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "
b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "
by sike moda November 16, 2009
Get the dude swingmug. A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.
Swing (Relationship)
Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.
Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.
Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.
Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.
by Aluman. December 4, 2009
Get the Swing (Relationship)mug. A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.
me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.
me: You're making me blush.
by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011
Get the Chinese swingmug. A punch in which you are using all your weight and swinging a punch with as much SWING put in as possible, Usually very easy to dodge since its a slow wide swing. Called gypo swing since gypsys love fighting even though theyre terrible punchers.
by Bigboy packet March 17, 2022
Get the Gypo Swingmug. Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!
by jakens88 October 6, 2010
Get the Twat Swingmug. When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
by Kgizzel November 24, 2018
Get the Swinging Doormug. Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!
by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011
Get the Lap Swingingmug.