When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
Get the Turd Sprinklemug. The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.
When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.
by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009
Get the Sprinkle Visionmug. by vickyvic February 18, 2024
Get the bobbie sprinklesmug. Use this word when someone’s being rude it will mind blow them they will have no come back prepared and will have to take the L.
Person1 to person3: “omg shut it you sprinkle turd”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
Person2 to person 3:”day ummm there’s no coming back from that”
by Thecrackheadyouknowas... February 23, 2021
Get the Sprinkle turdmug. Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018
Get the no glitter no sprinklesmug. When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles eventually develop on the tips of fingers and/or toes.
“My feet have been in the hot tub so long, my toes have developed sprinkles.”
“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”
“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”
by Raeraerae17362784 May 11, 2018
Get the Sprinklesmug.