Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

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Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

by Syd Shenk February 1, 2010

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peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 18, 2006

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Peanut Butcher

In the late 19th century a street corner vendor selling peanuts, fruit and other snacks. In the early 20th century a train-bound vendor of newspapers, snacks, gossip and travel tips.

He started as a peanut butcher but retired as a Pullman Porter.

Drink one to the fireman, one to the brakeman,
One to the engineer,
And one to the peanut butcher man
For comin’ back year after year.
-Bent Roses, The Peanut Butcher

by Elemenopy Queuarestes August 13, 2019

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peanut burger

a variation of the peanut butter sandwich. However this process involves the use of a burger bun rather than ordinary white/whole wheat/ whatever bread you use.

Child: "Hey Mom can i have a peanut butter sandwich?"

Mother: "Sorry hun, were out of bread"

Child: "Fuck it, ill just have a peanut burger

by sHeeeeeeed October 16, 2008

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