A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
Get the Slut Muppetmug. 1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022
Get the Muppetmug. Muppet juice is the term used to describe liquid methamphetamine that is used for injection purposes. It's often used by people that inject methamphetamine directly into the bloodstream using a hypodermic syringe.
The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
The reason it's called Muppet juice is because not all but many amphetamine users have no teeth due to the amphetamines and lack of care cause their teeth to rot out (meth mouth)
So in essence the methamphetamine has caused them to have no teeth and they look like a muppet. So when they are asking for their drug of choice they refer to it as Muppet juice
Hey ___ I star a new job on Monday, ya think you can front me a gram of that Muppet juice til next Friday??
by Bluemnmz888 November 8, 2021
Get the Muppet Juicemug. by Yomyslime August 8, 2021
Get the Muppet Gappedmug. 
When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet
I don't remember that was I being muppeted?
by Mick diggler March 11, 2021
Get the Muppetedmug. The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.
by PokerJon July 18, 2021
Get the Muppet donkey bananamug.