by CAVOK January 6, 2012
Get the gooch it upmug. The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
Get the Gooch Glidemug. The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno May 3, 2008
Get the gooch cactusmug. During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
by My name February 11, 2003
Get the Gooch slapmug. Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
Get the Gooch On The Cobmug. Also known as ABC tag, (Ass Balls Connection) tag. Its like tag but you sneak up be hind or infront of people and choose from a variety of different methods and hit them in the gooch. for those of you who don't know it is the middle of the ass and balls. techniques include, the two finger aproach, to the open handed smack, to the closed fist punch, and you attempt to smack them in the gooch, located between the legs
by Derleek May 14, 2008
Get the Gooch tagmug. The Gooch Slide consists of the process on fingering either a lady friend or ones self then proceeding to rub along the gooch to the anal area and continuing with a similar action.
Chinese Lady 1: Damn, me so horny, me need new ways of pleasure.
Lady 2: Why don't you try the Gooch slide
Lady 2: Why don't you try the Gooch slide
by Timmac March 31, 2011
Get the Gooch Slidemug.