Daddy

The type of name children call their dads.

Son: Hi daddy!
Dad: oh hi son let’s play catch!
Son: ok daddy!
*they grab a baseball and glove*
Dad: Son catch!
Son: *catches it* YAY DADDY I CAUGHT IT!
Dad: Good job son I’ll make dinner now!
Son: ok daddy!
Dad: want my famous sausage?
Son: ok daddy!
-later-
Dad: *finishes cooking the sausage* Finished!
Son: Yay I’m starving!
*the mom gets home*
Mom: Hi honey I’m home from work, how was your day?
Daddy: great how was yours?
Mom: good
Son: hi mommy!
Mom: Hi son!
*they eat the sausage and they lived happily ever after, The End!*

by CringeLord666 May 30, 2018

daddy

what your mom calls that ugly as man that lives in her bed.

O YES DADDY!

by fuck ur anus May 13, 2018

daddy

zac efron

zac efron is daddy

by hwjajslske January 28, 2018

Daddy

A child’s Father

Daddy is taking me and my brother to the baseball game tonight.

by C Grove July 18, 2018

Daddy

Sam is daddy uwu luv u sam

Daddy pls call me princess or I'm sending a daddy mug to ur house and ur mom will kill u

by Sammmyboobiodayyking January 10, 2021

Daddy

Lili Reinhart

“Lili reinhart is daddy”

by Blueberry_lapis June 11, 2018

Daddy

Malak tamer badawy y’all

Malak is daddy af

by Ilovemalakaf June 12, 2018