the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
by curtkolbane November 2, 2014
Get the Sloth Fingersmug. A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
Get the Sloth Girlfriendmug. When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).
by unicornmob February 12, 2017
Get the slothedmug. by McBady June 20, 2014
Get the Slothingmug. by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019
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Get the sloth napmug. A kindred spirit in insolence
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
Get the sloth buddymug.