wacker plate

A derogatory term used for blacks and asians and all other ethnic minorities with lots of children with black/yellow/caramac skin.

did you see that wacker plate wack that yellow kid then, or its full of wacker plates round ere, that wacker plate stole my wacker plate, them wacker plates next door are so noisy, your not marrying a wacker plate, did you see that wacker plate get squashed of a bus, wacker plate ice cream man i dont think so,

by spellbunk August 19, 2009

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 9, 2006

The hot plate

You put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it.

The hot plate. If Jeff Anderson had set up the saran wrap in "Zach and Miri make a porno", he would've had a nice hot plate.

by roseman2208 February 7, 2014

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009