Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.

"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"

by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011

insta-mission

Going on an adventure specifically to get a beautiful picture to share online, especially on Instagram.

Bro!! Want to go on on a insta-mission tonight to get some shots of the sunset tonight?

by j.turansky January 5, 2016

dirty mission

Getting your nut with mud on the horizon

Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission

by Silver Goat June 2, 2016

Mission Driven Startup

A Mission Driven Startup who's primary purpose is to deliver a change to the world. Cashflow, profits, and shareholder value creation are tools used to accelerate this outcome, but aren't the outcome.

TransferWise is a mission driven startup

by BooYaccaShah August 16, 2016

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023