3 man mission

What can be better than a 2 man, bkro?
A THREE MAN MISSION

WHERE 3 DUDES MEET UP WITH 3 GIRLS TO CLAIM SUMN CHEEKS
But one dude just might have to take one for the team, so… yeah. That…
And if y’all meet on tinder, make sure they’re actual girls and not dudes..
Cus then you’d be wanting to kiss a dude🤨🤨‼️‼️
Dude 1: Yo guys, I’ve just secured a 3 man mission!

It’s time to claim sumn coochie bro!!
Due 2: type shiii

Dude 3: y’all ngas better not sell me bkro Istg!…
Dude 1 and dude 2: stfu nga…
*the 3 dudes meet up with the 3 girls and the 3 girls happen to all be dudes*
Dude 1, 2 and 3: WHAT THE FUCK🤨‼️
by JoshuaYaBoi June 28, 2024
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Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
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dog on a mission

Halfway between doggy style and missionary. (Partner lays on side).
My position is “dog on a mission”
by Faxboi.com January 23, 2023
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dirty mission

Getting your nut with mud on the horizon
Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission
by Silver Goat April 21, 2016
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Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.
"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"
by MaoZedongs December 15, 2011
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Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist
Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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one man mission

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man
This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man
by BLANK7589322 June 10, 2024
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