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soldier mission

Going on a day trip for skiing/snowboarding where you leave home early in the morning and return home that night, instead of renting a hotel room for one, or having an extended stay of more than one day.
Person A: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Person B: "We did a soldier mission to Wolf Creek, left Albuquerque at 4am, were on the slopes by 9am, then got back in town about 9pm. Im exhausted from all the driving, but the pow was worth the trip!"
Person A: "Nice man, but you better hope the boss-man doesn't find out!"
by el_barto December 6, 2012
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dirty mission

Getting your nut with mud on the horizon
Buzz turned her over and saw the logging trail and knew now this was a dirty mission
by Silver Goat June 2, 2016
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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
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Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
by Lux1999 March 16, 2022
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Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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Mission Secret

This song is composed by Meepmorp Meeborp. This song is the sole reason I do concert band. It's so incredible. I play bass and storytime I got electrocuted by the bass but that's besides the point. Any goshdarn way, this song is the absolute finest. And when we freaking go to Canadas Wonderland this song will blow the entire park away. Yukon Striker? No no my dudes, Mission actual gosh darn secret is the realllllllllllllllll tea. So like go snatch up your music teacher, suggest this song (automatic A+) and arrange a band. This song is proven to release endorphins which bill nye knows makes you yah! happy my boys! So go and google this actual love of omg just yes song and actually blast this song on your chromebook in the middle of class and maybe get kicked out but probably not because it's that good. No more gangster rap where I can hear it! THIS is it. ok this is the 69 time grammy award winning piece!!!
Band Boy 1: Oof we have to get up at 6:30 to go to band
Band Boy 2: YA! But we're playing mission secret
by chillychizz May 28, 2019
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Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.
Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.
by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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