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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.
by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021
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Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.
Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
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Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.
The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.
by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Caribbean pufferfish haircut

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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