blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016