One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018
Get the Jose de la Cruzmug. (Noun) Travel and vacation undertaken by a political representative in order to flee conditions in their district that their leadership has made intolerable, usually by means only available to them through special privilege that most residents cannot access.
"Another Texas GOP representative went on a Cruz to escape the blackouts." "Another one? Really?" "Yup, but not to Cancun; T
This one took a private jet to Florida and is claiming it was for a business meeting." "Hahaha. I wonder who will believe that excuse."
This one took a private jet to Florida and is claiming it was for a business meeting." "Hahaha. I wonder who will believe that excuse."
by Juxtaposician February 20, 2021
Get the Cruzmug. 
Laila noelle cruz is a extremely kind person she’s very beautiful you’ll be shocked when you first see her we all need a Laila cruz.
by Fart fart fart sexy human May 4, 2022
Get the Laila cruzmug. by qbeans April 8, 2022
Get the Aaron Tapia Cruzmug. by bordencowsgf February 3, 2023
Get the Avery Cruzmug. Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.
Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
Get the Pull a Cruzmug.