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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems
I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)
by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge their cocks share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into each other's eyes.
Danny and Richard are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into the other's eyes.
Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
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The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
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