The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

The Cleaner

Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!

One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!

The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.

by “Sweet Chocolate V” December 28, 2022

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023