Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021

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Bible Fucker

A person who knows the Bible thoroughly; inside-out.

Rob knows a good deal about Bible. He is one hell of a Bible Fucker.

by alexkoksuker October 19, 2008

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pop bible

Taylor Swift’s iconic album 1989. the most awarded pop album EVER and undoubtedly the best

i’m listening to the pop bible to get in the mood

by axk056 June 4, 2021

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bible humper

A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.

Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.

by Peach March 14, 2004

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bible II

a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".

the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.

by sgrDD March 19, 2008

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Bible Belt

A belt awarded for taking the virginity of a very religious person.

*cannot be awarded unless the sex is premarital
*cannot be awarded if alcohol is used to get the sex

Joe: You know that really religious girl who wouldn't hook up with you?

Nat: I still got a brown belt with her dude...

Joe: Yeah, but I got the Bible Belt! #burn #notevendrunk

by Bradthedestroyer April 10, 2016

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