Redundies package

When a person who was used to gather information and find a suspected bed head haha , who died his hair blonde , then choked a chicken and spanked a monkey , after a short black coffee , no longer is needed because they have got all the bed heads back into a bed now and off the street , They get red undies from haemorrhoids and explosive shitting

Oh hey man heard you choked the chicken and they found out you might be a bed head hiding in public like you’re actually not too lazy to have a home , so they offered you the redundies package for you to just accept your too scared or too lazy or too bed head to ever succeed in life.

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

That "Package"

HIV/AIDS

Damn, did you hear about Darren James
....the pornstar that fucked around in Brazil and came back with; that "PACKAGE"?!?!!😲

by pornstar1 May 14, 2023

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

faux-package

When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)

Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.

Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!

by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009

behind package

A complete series of attractive posterior features.

Sarah has a behind package.

by Sachchit murali October 22, 2013

package of crackers

Any grouping of white people

Hey Tyrone look at that package of crackers

by bobslayer July 17, 2015

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018