Giraffitis

A disorder in which a human looks like a giraffe, and commonly mistaken as a giraffe.
When I walked into school I quickly ran out after realizing giraffitis is present in the school
by Arcticgiraffehotcocoa December 06, 2016
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subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*
by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 26, 2010
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:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.
-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid
by WidePutin January 17, 2021
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kaitlyn the giraffe

Someone who plays apex 24/7
by Koorush November 22, 2021
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hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy
Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe
by GarlicBread69 April 04, 2022
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Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping
by Bkush420 April 20, 2022
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giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016
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