Silver wedding ring

Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:

A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.

by Annamay November 18, 2018

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 07, 2020

wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

by weasler February 24, 2006

bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009

Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa April 30, 2011

italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole

Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier

by Ken Boner October 14, 2016

Mexican wedding ring

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.

Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.

by Ce Ere September 12, 2010