wacker plate

A derogatory term used for blacks and asians and all other ethnic minorities with lots of children with black/yellow/caramac skin.

did you see that wacker plate wack that yellow kid then, or its full of wacker plates round ere, that wacker plate stole my wacker plate, them wacker plates next door are so noisy, your not marrying a wacker plate, did you see that wacker plate get squashed of a bus, wacker plate ice cream man i dont think so,

by spellbunk August 19, 2009

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 9, 2006

Plate Tetris

Occurs when a person, usually a waitress, needs to shift around many plates on a table in order to put down one more plate because of a lack of space.

Did you see that waitress? She had to play Plate Tetris to get all their orders on the table!

by rushringleader December 28, 2008

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020