Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis

girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine

by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

tennis balling

Inserting a whole woman's breast in your mouth and chewing softly.

Bro I was tennis balling my girl last night.

by tennis baller October 13, 2025

Tennied

When dressed down. wearing tennis shoes and a t-shirt and jeans; Comfortable

"Yesterday i dressed fancy. today I'm tennied

by Dorian Delourdes May 8, 2008

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts

Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence

by urban dictionary bitch July 9, 2018