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turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.
Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!
by Moist Minge December 10, 2016
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Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours
Real tennis hours my bois
by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018
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Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)
real tennis hours my bois!
by cypressxyz November 9, 2018
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talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017
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Your Mother Bathes with Tennis

Origin: Some guy hating on Final Boss

Meaning: The ultimate burn. You will be unable to recover from it
NoisyBoi87: You're a trash can
Goddess KR: Your mother bathes with tennis!
Kraetyx: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by Goddesskr December 12, 2018
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tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence
by urban dictionary bitch July 9, 2018
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