tactical porn

When you think you've been rattled by a dodgy pop-up, one must go through the process of tactical porn. This means purposely watching porn repeatedly to try and throw off the scent of potential IP snakes.

Mate, I totally got rattled by a pop-up last night.
How so?
I was watching porn when a pop-up for busty milfs surprised me , I don't want anyone thinking I'm into busty milfs

Dude, you need to deploy a tactical porn

by Pinkypinkypinky June 9, 2017

tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

Tactical Lodestar

The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.

Yes bro, I used the Tactical Lodestar on her, just like black ops II

by OG Mudpipe September 8, 2018

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011

Tactical Shit

The shit that you have to ensure relief after eating too much. Sometimes referred to as a TS or TP (Tactical Poo), the tactical shit is often taken after a night out or a boozy lunch.

Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"

James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"

by MissS8 August 8, 2014

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010