shwarnking

to angerly jerk off

"dude she made me so mad so I decided to start shwarnking it last night"
"damn bro i can only imagine"

by goofygoober69420sexy May 25, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.

Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”

Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Sward elementary school

A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and

students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.

Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”

by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025

Swaraj

Swaraj is the kind of person who walks into chaos and somehow makes it look cinematic. The one who’ll single-handedly survive a zombie apocalypse, probably with a hoodie up, headphones in, and zero panic. When he’s alone, it’s not loneliness - it's aura. People don’t approach him they gravitate toward his mystery.

Who’s that guy walking through the ruins like he owns the place?
That’s Swaraj. He probably does.

by godlikelogix November 8, 2025

ranked skywars

A hypixel ranked gamemode full with retarded kids lower than 1000 rating and those who above 1300 rating are fucking retarded assholes who cheat to get minecraft points

You are a ranked skywars to the community fuck you

by HypixelGamer1367 December 27, 2017

Ben Shwartz

An American comedian who is also an actor. Likes to play characters in blue with a need for speed and/or a sense of adventure. Best known for playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein in Parks and Recreation.

Ben Shwartz: I played Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Rec. He was THE WOOOOOOOORST!!!

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Kentucky shwarp

When you set the hook on a fish extremely hard

Pronounced Sh-war-puh

Bro I just gave a smallie a concussion after I Kentucky shwarped his ass, his eyes where facing opposite directions

by Junkyardpimp01 July 24, 2023