dude swing

A regularly chill dude who suddenly goes into an emotional rant, usually when drinking.

a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"

b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "

by sike moda November 16, 2009

Swing (Relationship)

A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.

Swing (Relationship)

Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.

Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.

by Aluman. December 4, 2009

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Devontè swing

When a gentlemen who most of the times name starts with a M swings he's horsecock and a large african male named devontè has intercourse with him and smacks the female.

Bro last night was so crazy at that party we did the "devontè swing".

by True gentlemen 161616 July 19, 2021

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

Jody Swing By

When your friend either wants to spend a great deal of time with you, but doesn't have a lot time. Or feels obligated to see your face for five minutes, they will pop over for a very short time. Usually they will stay no longer than 15 minutes and try to sum up all of the events of their lives in the past week.

"Did you see your Grandpa today?"
"Yeah, he did a Jody Swing By."

by BigBingDawg December 5, 2011

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011