dude swing

A regularly chill dude who suddenly goes into an emotional rant, usually when drinking.

a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"

b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "

by sike moda November 16, 2009

Swing (Relationship)

A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.

Swing (Relationship)

Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.

Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.

by Aluman. December 4, 2009

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

swinging set

Figuratively, a man’s balls. Stones, i.e., fortitude. Guts.

Doctor: “I’m gonna write you a Rx for a swinging set (or swingin’ set), and I strongly suggest you fill it right away.

by Crustynoze October 11, 2007

swing digs

To punch an enemy or foe.

Brendan and cillian are going to swing digs

by Andrew Mulvenny December 20, 2008