dude swing

A regularly chill dude who suddenly goes into an emotional rant, usually when drinking.

a: "you know you're my best friend, right? I love u man! But why do you have to be such a dick sometimes? God, you make me so angry!"

b: "Relax with the dude swing. Just drink your beer. "

by sike moda November 16, 2009

Swing (Relationship)

A romantic relationship in which one or both of the individuals changes how they feel about the other person from loving to hating back to loving on a regular basic.

Swing (Relationship)

Week 1 - I love my boyfriend, he is awesome.
Week 2- My boyfriend is a jerk, I hate his guts.
Week 3- My boyfriend got me a teddy-bear, he's so sweet.

Week 4- My boyfriend was talking to another girl at the party, he is such a pig.

by Aluman. December 4, 2009

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

Swinging Door

When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.

Bro, Selina totally gave me the “Swinging Door”!

by Kgizzel November 24, 2018

Food Swing

Like mood swings but with the food one is craving

'god damn i woke up this morning wanting pop tarts then then i wanted cereal... must be having a Food swing.'

by bigdickandco February 3, 2017

Devontè swing

When a gentlemen who most of the times name starts with a M swings he's horsecock and a large african male named devontè has intercourse with him and smacks the female.

Bro last night was so crazy at that party we did the "devontè swing".

by True gentlemen 161616 July 19, 2021

swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013