bait and switch

The process by which a girl procures a free drink from a man at a bar, and then escapes awkward conversation by pawning him off on her friend.

Tiffany pulled the old bait and switch on small awkward man by putting Jenny in the line of fire.

by paul pfifer January 17, 2009

switch em

Swapping both thumbs between your anus and your mouth as a means of passing time.

It takes so long to get a game of Company of Heroes started that I end up playing switch em while I wait.

by Dude from CoH December 08, 2006

seattle switch

While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.

Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha

by niggy johnson September 20, 2009

switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 10, 2005

diabolik switches

1. (noun) A music project started by Gene Smith in 1998.

2. To change diabolik, or otherwise negative energy into positive engery using electronical music instruments, guitars, voices, samples, soft ware, or whatever else Gene can get his hands on to make interesting sounds with.

3. The switches on the back of my synthesizers, drum machines or what have you.

4. In gay/lesbian/bisexual etc. culture I guess it would be switches who are diabolik, like cock blockers could easily be refered to as diabolik switches, or bi-aholik bitches at that matter.

Hi, I'm Gene and I have diabolik switches...so don't fuck with me or I will use them!

Hey, don't bring your girlfriend around those diabolik switches, man.

Diabolik switches is dead.

by Oogely Boogely December 01, 2006

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle March 07, 2008

switching suitcases

Making gangster moves usually involving drugs and/or money and moving them from one location to another.

See the movie Blow.

Coyote: "Meet me at the T.J. border tonight."
Gangsta Me: We gonna be switching suitcases?"

by COASTwiththeMOST March 26, 2008