smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina

by Yolttttt July 23, 2015

The Smell of Old Books

This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.

(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.

by Old Books October 26, 2009

You smell

An endearment term for one's sister, brother, or friend. Or when someone has a horrible odor.

Eww, did you come from gym class? You smell.

Hey, sis. You smell.

by poiface32 January 16, 2018

make smell

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

dood1: "did you make smell again? my god, i think the radiation is giving me a tan."

dood2: "yes. here's some spf 50 - apply liberally."

by thedoodthemaninthechair October 28, 2007

Smell Your Nan

Well the term is used to define the movement of smelling your mothers mums genitalia.

Often used in a term of great anger or if you seriously hate the victim of the harsh verbal attack.

It can also be accompanied by the hand signal of the smallest finger on your hand.

"Piss off you Wanker"... "Oi, Eric 'Go Smell Your Nan'" Uses little finger...

by 'Shyte November 11, 2006

smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".

Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!

by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

Smell The Hole

A crude term used to describe the initial whiff of the vaginal area given prior to performing cunnilingus. Also, it is something that Matt Mroch says to Mexican women at liquor stores.

"I was gonna eat the box, but when I had to smell the hole, I almost yakked hardcore"

by Matt L December 5, 2003