Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.

Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!

by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 26, 2007

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.

Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"

by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022

Millski steamer

A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.

John just dropped another Millski steamer, let’s get the hell out of here.

by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018

selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

Rochester Steamer

This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.

Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.

by @Hp30 October 6, 2019