Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.

Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!

by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 26, 2007

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.

Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"

by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

bramalea steamer

Much like a cleveland steamer, but performed by the roadside in a jungle of plastic plants.

This minivan cut me off the other day, so I had no other choice but to pull over, drag the driver out and lay a bramalea steamer on her in some fine faux foliage!

by S Montagner August 4, 2006

wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.

-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.

by Jack_Wagon December 4, 2013

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016