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Sonic Poo

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.
by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022
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Reverse Sonic

The act of knowing what someone wants, and deliberately going out of your way to either not give it to them, or give them something completely different. In a way opposite of how Paramount went out of their way to fix Sonic’s design when the public asked them to in 2020’s “Sonic the Hedgehog” film.
Jerry: That movie sucked! Why did the director keep that horrible scene in? Everyone wanted him to take it out!
Tim: Damn. He pulled a Reverse Sonic on us
by CuckooForCocoaPuffs January 9, 2021
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sonic tyson

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!
Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!
by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021
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sonic bounce

A sonic bounce is where you slowly coress your partners bum cheeks open and slap there rectum until it goes red and looks like knuckles of of sonic the game , once you've done that wait until a smooth turtle head pops out once you see it slap it out and catch it with your mouth .carefully place it onto her rock solid nipples and bounce you small vigorous chode on to the middle of the shit and snap it in half to create something that looks like sonics face .
Wow in need this master piece tattooed onto my tits it looks like sonic

It was preformed by my boyfriend by doing the sonic bounce
by Famstrokern June 30, 2017
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Sonic Cycle

The inevitable cycle of the sonic the hedgehog fanbase, where a game will be once considered amazing or terrible, but then the opinion gets a complete reversal by being too "overrated" or "an underrated classic".
A few examples of the Sonic Cycle:

Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.

Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...

The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
by Densest November 24, 2017
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The Super Sonic

The type of sex where you give the woman (or man) a big one quickly. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"
Charlie: Yo I gave Laura "The Super Sonic" last night
Percy: How did it go?
Charlie: Eh, she liked it. She wanted another one, but I couldn't bust another one.
by NotSoMaximus October 21, 2019
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wtf is a sonic

Chain chomp : WTF IS A SONIC

Sonic : It's me

EARTH EXPLODE
by WTFISASONIC January 14, 2018
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