social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist
by no pride November 06, 2021
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pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.
Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!
by Cusefunnies April 11, 2021
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social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
by Haus of HMX July 04, 2011
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social dipshitting

An act of defiance during a state of global pandemic where irresponsible mouth breathers gather in large numbers and close proximity to one another to unnecessarily scream catch phrases, slogans and racist slurs into each others face orifices in effort to prove who the biggest Covidiot is before they all spread the virus to their unsuspecting friends, relatives and neighbors.
Can you believe all of those people social dipshitting with each other in that crowded pool bar? They are surely endangering our society like only absolute dipshits would do.
by DrumsRFun June 30, 2020
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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013
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Social Tippex

A social interaction considered to eradicate any previous social faux pas. Such as tippex eradicates any written mistakes.
Person 1: "So what if I called you a cow? My hugs cancel it out."
Person 2: "HUGS AREN'T SOCIAL TIPPEX, YOU KNOW."
by Neopolitan Dreams December 07, 2009
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Social Genealogy

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.
While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.
by axeman0115 November 18, 2012
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