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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024
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Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece
ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025
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Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.
Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.
by Billwhack July 13, 2012
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Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater
Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"
by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025
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Snorkeling

when you’re getting head on the pool steps and she goes for your balls under the water while your erect penis points out of the water
Bro my girl was snorkeling me yesterday in the pool and it was fuckin nutty
by GarbageBag August 9, 2018
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Kenya Snorkel

The identification of the Nation of Kenya through a peculiarity of the Google Maps' coverage of the region. The truck carrying the camera has a black snorkel on the left hand side.
"I just made a sick guess in "Geoguessr" using the classic Kenya Snorkel!"
by Tom Rhondel May 4, 2024
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Cozumel snorkel

Chris was cozumel snorkeled at the Tod Motel
by LazyLazyLazy February 24, 2025
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